There was a young lady from Hamm
who in her childhood kept getting in a jam
to cross the Lippe
she always needed her Sippe
she soon discovered the advantages of the big city
many saw she is very witty
our lady is not only pretty
she is also very quick to think up a ditty
she is as sweet as a kitty
her singing talents are not just bitty
she means the world to me
to her I would go down on the knee
100% original
(Bob W.)